mystiquemonique:

Lmfao bye, im deleting
the-super-scout: helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then yeah wow that’s spot on perfect my catchphrase (via dogtits)

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via dogtits)

piale:

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South Central, Los Angeles, Ca, 2014
tylerslittleshit: tylerslittleshit: english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do (via ruinedchildhood)

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via ruinedchildhood)